Yes it is true. I own a pair of crocs. What is worse yet, I own 2 pair. A hot pick pair and a navy blue pair.
I don't wear them in public because I think crocs are hideous. But lets face the facts. They are great for working in the yard, washing the car, and I use the blue pair at the lake which is as public as I get in these monstrosities. But at least at the lake they are overshadowed by the whiteblindness caused by my not only white but bright legs. So here's the thing. I go to put on the blue ones the other day to run outside real quick and low and behold. One of my crocs has shrunk. That is right. Well actually it is left. I knew you would not believe this so I took pics.
this is NOT an optical illusion
And the pics don't do it justice. As I can no longer wear the left one, my foot won't even fit in it. Maybe I should give them to Justin Chancellor who has one foot much smaller than the other.
I don't wear them in public because I think crocs are hideous. But lets face the facts. They are great for working in the yard, washing the car, and I use the blue pair at the lake which is as public as I get in these monstrosities. But at least at the lake they are overshadowed by the whiteblindness caused by my not only white but bright legs. So here's the thing. I go to put on the blue ones the other day to run outside real quick and low and behold. One of my crocs has shrunk. That is right. Well actually it is left. I knew you would not believe this so I took pics.
this is NOT an optical illusion
And the pics don't do it justice. As I can no longer wear the left one, my foot won't even fit in it. Maybe I should give them to Justin Chancellor who has one foot much smaller than the other.
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